{"id":3903,"date":"2012-03-27T23:48:43","date_gmt":"2012-03-28T06:48:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=3903"},"modified":"2012-03-27T23:48:43","modified_gmt":"2012-03-28T06:48:43","slug":"i-valiantly-tried-to-have-the-best-pizza-in-town","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=3903","title":{"rendered":"I valiantly tried to have the best pizza in town"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;How did you like it?&#8221; he asked after the pizza was consumed.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Poop,&#8221; I replied.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know why it is\u00e2\u20ac\u201dwhether it was years of having a distaste for bread, but pizza is not my favored item of choice for edibility.  I find it mushy, especially when it gets to the crust.  But recently, I was called upon to the fact that there is ONE pizza place that can change my mind.<\/p>\n<p>But it was not the case. I was able to consume through some of the usual bits, but then came the crust.  The taste of bread-ness was overwhelming and that shot the rest of the time.  I did not want to have anymore pizza.<\/p>\n<p>However, this does not mean that I do not understand why people cannot appreciate pizza.  This does not mean that pizza is to be eliminated like the scorn of the earth.  It&#8217;s simply because of me.<\/p>\n<p>This time though, I tried, because I am always open to possibility.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;How did you like it?&#8221; he asked after the pizza was consumed. &#8220;Poop,&#8221; I replied. I don&#8217;t know why it is\u00e2\u20ac\u201dwhether it was years of having a distaste for bread, but pizza is not my favored item of choice for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=3903\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3903","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3903","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3903"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3903\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3904,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3903\/revisions\/3904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}