{"id":3905,"date":"2012-03-31T00:58:01","date_gmt":"2012-03-31T07:58:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=3905"},"modified":"2012-03-31T00:58:01","modified_gmt":"2012-03-31T07:58:01","slug":"i-see-a-shower-of-presents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=3905","title":{"rendered":"I see a shower of presents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And I cringe.<\/p>\n<p>Bridal shower.<\/p>\n<p>A high school friend&#8217;s bridal shower is tomorrow.  Of course, it&#8217;s not to say that I am not honored to be invited.  In fact, I really appreciate that our friendship has lasted for so long\u00e2\u20ac\u201dall through the different phases of our lives, through the good and bad.<\/p>\n<p>Initially, I thought: this is great!  My friend is awesome and deserves to be celebrated.<\/p>\n<p>But then I looked up the definition of a bridal shower.  An event really centered around the gifts.  It&#8217;s all female\u00e2\u20ac\u201dbecause generally custom assumes that women have female friends <i>only<\/i>.  It&#8217;s about dressing up in nice dresses, looking nice, eating salads&#8230;surrounded by lace, pastels, and more.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s my first bridal shower even though I am approaching my thirties.<\/p>\n<p>So tomorrow morning, I will get up and drive to my parents&#8217; house.  I will have a present wrapped up in my trunk.  I will write something on the card.  I will wear a dress that I will decide on the last minute.  I will wear a touch of eyeliner and mascara&#8230;perhaps even a dab of pseudo-lipstick.  I will eat lunch with my parents&#8230;and then drive the 2 miles to my friend&#8217;s parents&#8217; house.  I will enter with a smile and stay with a smile through the shower, maintaining the mores of situations.  Then I will enjoy it&#8230;I will enjoy it.  <\/p>\n<p>Because most importantly, this is a celebration of the next greatest phase of a treasured friend&#8217;s life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And I cringe. Bridal shower. A high school friend&#8217;s bridal shower is tomorrow. Of course, it&#8217;s not to say that I am not honored to be invited. In fact, I really appreciate that our friendship has lasted for so long\u00e2\u20ac\u201dall &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=3905\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3905","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3905"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3905\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3906,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3905\/revisions\/3906"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}