{"id":4083,"date":"2012-09-27T23:56:24","date_gmt":"2012-09-28T06:56:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=4083"},"modified":"2012-09-27T23:56:24","modified_gmt":"2012-09-28T06:56:24","slug":"my-first-world-problems-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=4083","title":{"rendered":"My first world problems&#8230;today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. I am missing some TV channels.<br \/>\n2. My car is so dirty.<br \/>\n3. Why isn&#8217;t there a parking spot in this parking lot?? Now I have to park a block away.<br \/>\n4. Someone moved my bike in my garage.<br \/>\n5. I have too many devices.<br \/>\n6. There aren&#8217;t enough power outlets.<br \/>\n7. I only want to pay for gas that is under 4 dollars per gallon.<br \/>\n8. There&#8217;s too much good tv to watch.<br \/>\n9. I am running out of pens.<br \/>\n10. I just..don&#8217;t feel like working today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. I am missing some TV channels. 2. My car is so dirty. 3. Why isn&#8217;t there a parking spot in this parking lot?? Now I have to park a block away. 4. Someone moved my bike in my garage. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=4083\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4083","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4083"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4083\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4084,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4083\/revisions\/4084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}