{"id":4251,"date":"2013-03-23T23:23:57","date_gmt":"2013-03-24T06:23:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=4251"},"modified":"2013-03-23T23:23:57","modified_gmt":"2013-03-24T06:23:57","slug":"i-think-that-it-tastes-like-pee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=4251","title":{"rendered":"I think that it tastes like pee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know that I am in the minority.  And that whatever I say, it will come off childish.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.explosm.net\/comics\/3111\/\">This is actually what I wanted to say.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.explosm.net\/db\/files\/Comics\/Matt\/BLASPHEMY.png\"><\/p>\n<p>People have told me:<\/p>\n<li>You will get a buzz!<\/li>\n<li>I like the way it makes me feel<\/li>\n<li>You will loosen up (aka get off your high horse!)<\/li>\n<li>I like the taste, so you should too!<\/li>\n<p>In essence, it is the one thing that I inherently rebel against and have an inner struggle every day: be like everyone else to be happier.<\/p>\n<p>Is it hard to be true to yourself?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know that I am in the minority. And that whatever I say, it will come off childish. This is actually what I wanted to say. People have told me: You will get a buzz! I like the way it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=4251\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4251"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4252,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4251\/revisions\/4252"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}