{"id":4259,"date":"2013-03-28T23:59:04","date_gmt":"2013-03-29T06:59:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=4259"},"modified":"2013-03-29T00:05:03","modified_gmt":"2013-03-29T07:05:03","slug":"the-music-was-loud-and-the-lights-were-flashy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=4259","title":{"rendered":"The music was loud and the lights were flashy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I drove along 16th street, I spotted it.  A bright, loud party going on in an alleyway, nestled between warehouses in Potrero Flats.  I dodged around a taxi in the process of loading and swung into the opposite lane almost into incoming traffic.<\/p>\n<p>I found a parking spot around the corner.  Once parked, I hesitated.  Loud music?  Flashy lights?  Dressed up people?  High heels, shiny sport jackets, open bar, boring dull topics?<\/p>\n<p>I wasn&#8217;t quite sure.  I walked around the corner unable to get in touch with Chris&#8230;who somehow got inside.  Uniformed unsmiling police officers stood guard at the main entrance and the back.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, I got a call right as I was going to bounce the joint.  &#8220;Sorry, I was in the bathroom!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Really?&#8221; I said.  &#8220;The men&#8217;s bathroom has a line.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s all guys here,&#8221; he replied.  It was&#8230;quite a sausage fest.<\/p>\n<p>I walked to the fence and he convinced me that <i>yes I did want Asian tacos and ice cream sandwiches<\/i>.  As he was buried within the food trucks and carts, a girl dressed up in a medium gray cloak and leggings walked by and started taking photos with her phone.  Then she asked me, &#8220;What&#8217;s going on?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I think it&#8217;s a celebration for the launch of Oouya,&#8221; I said.  &#8220;I am not sure if I really want to go.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Her curiosity was infectious and Chris immediately offered to get us both in.  At the door, Chris said that he already talked to the guys and nobody blinked an eye.  I embarrassingly slid through the check-in as bracelet was slipped onto my skinny wrist.<\/p>\n<p>We were in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I drove along 16th street, I spotted it. A bright, loud party going on in an alleyway, nestled between warehouses in Potrero Flats. I dodged around a taxi in the process of loading and swung into the opposite lane &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=4259\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4259"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4259\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4261,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4259\/revisions\/4261"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}