{"id":4420,"date":"2013-09-04T23:59:13","date_gmt":"2013-09-05T06:59:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=4420"},"modified":"2013-09-04T23:59:13","modified_gmt":"2013-09-05T06:59:13","slug":"i-am-americas-cup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=4420","title":{"rendered":"I am America&#8217;s Cup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because Chris was driving, I tapped in the text message for him. <i>I am America&#8217;s Cup.<\/i>  Alluding to the crazy expensive carbon fiber boats racing in the San Francisco Bay.<\/p>\n<p>The immediate response was: <i>Lucky bastard.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Whoops, I missed the &#8216;at&#8217;!&#8221; I said. &#8220;You are America&#8217;s Cup!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In text messages, in emails, in instant messages, in writing, I naturally miss prepositions and articles.  Yet when I speak, these words don&#8217;t ever disappear in the ether.  It&#8217;s as if the intention writing doesn&#8217;t translate through my fingers.<\/p>\n<p>Does my writing voice believe that they are unnecessary and useless?  Because for simplicity (despite all my run-on sentences and endless babble), I believe that those words don&#8217;t really add much?  Especially when I have adjectives and adverbs at hand!  <\/p>\n<p>Some people misspell in their quickly written messages.  Some say <i>your<\/i> when they meant <i>you&#8217;re<\/i>.  Others too use <i>you and I<\/i> incorrectly (note that there&#8217;s very little reason for <i>you and I<\/i>, overcorrection abound!).<\/p>\n<p>I just drop all my inessential words.  Because for this purpose, isn&#8217;t it better to declare that one <i>is<\/i> the expensive regatta?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because Chris was driving, I tapped in the text message for him. I am America&#8217;s Cup. Alluding to the crazy expensive carbon fiber boats racing in the San Francisco Bay. The immediate response was: Lucky bastard. &#8220;Whoops, I missed the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=4420\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4420"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4420\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4421,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4420\/revisions\/4421"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}