{"id":4470,"date":"2013-10-20T23:59:09","date_gmt":"2013-10-21T06:59:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=4470"},"modified":"2013-10-21T00:20:30","modified_gmt":"2013-10-21T07:20:30","slug":"how-to-win-at-the-game-of-assassins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=4470","title":{"rendered":"How to win at the game of Assassins"},"content":{"rendered":"

(Based on personal experience of winning the game.)<\/p>\n

Assuming that each assassin gets your full name, your home address, and your work address (if it’s post-school):<\/p>\n

  • 1. Stay overnight somewhere else.<\/li>\n
  • 2. Don’t return to your home.<\/li>\n
  • 3. Well…if you must go back to your home, send compatriots to get your things.<\/li>\n
  • 4. Use a taxi or someone to drive you to your home if you must so that you can quickly dash inside.<\/li>\n
  • 5. Take inventory of everything that can be found through multiple links of your full name.<\/li>\n
  • 6. Don’t wear anything that has been featured in photos online.<\/li>\n
  • 7. Have an unpredictable schedule. Show up to work early one day. Show up to work late another day. Work late. Work early. Eat lunch at 3 pm. Work from home.<\/li>\n
  • 8. Don’t trust anyone.<\/li>\n
  • 9. Tell all your trusted friends that you’re playing and have them alert you if there is any suspicious activity.<\/li>\n
  • 10. If you’re approached for a potential job interview or the like, delay it until after the game is well-finished or invite them to your home or work places.<\/li>\n
  • 11. Exit all buildings through the most unnatural place of exiting.<\/li>\n
  • 12. Google your target. Memorize the face.<\/li>\n
  • 13. Hire contract killers.<\/li>\n
  • 14. Show up to events unannounced (and un-RSVPed).<\/li>\n
  • 15. Most importantly, this is a game. Don’t let it interfere with your life…that much.<\/li>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    (Based on personal experience of winning the game.) Assuming that each assassin gets your full name, your home address, and your work address (if it’s post-school): 1. Stay overnight somewhere else. 2. Don’t return to your home. 3. Well…if you … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4470","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4470"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4470\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4473,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4470\/revisions\/4473"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}