{"id":449,"date":"2003-04-04T13:38:32","date_gmt":"2003-04-04T21:38:32","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T08:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=449","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SO DOH. DOH DOH.  I locked myself out of my apartment today.  It\\&#8217;s a coincidence since my sister just locked herself out the day before.  Maybe we\\&#8217;re like OMG BLOOD SISTERS, BUT WAIT WE ARE.<\/p>\n<p>In the morning as a result of yesterday\\&#8217;s phone conference and other phone calls and other NEEDED conversations and thunder storm, I woke up very tired today.  I didn\\&#8217;t get out of my bed until 9:40 am for my 10 o\\&#8217;clock class.  So I had prepared myself to be holding my homework so that I could turn it in as I run into class.  Unfortunately, I put it down for a second to grab something else&#8230;AND PROMPTLY FORGOT ABOUT MY HW AND MY KEYS (thinking I had it already in my backpack).  whoops?<\/p>\n<p>It\\&#8217;s sad to find an asian girl walking back and forth in the hallway of an apartment complex.  It\\&#8217;s sad to see her knock on her own door several times and watch her face flinch in misery when nobody answers.  It\\&#8217;s sad to see her look out the window watching someone get pulled over.  It\\&#8217;s sad to see her banging her head on the glass window at the front of the building&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SO DOH. DOH DOH. I locked myself out of my apartment today. It\\&#8217;s a coincidence since my sister just locked herself out the day before. Maybe we\\&#8217;re like OMG BLOOD SISTERS, BUT WAIT WE ARE. In the morning as a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=449\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=449"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/449\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}