{"id":4631,"date":"2014-02-26T23:57:21","date_gmt":"2014-02-27T07:57:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=4631"},"modified":"2014-02-27T00:10:35","modified_gmt":"2014-02-27T08:10:35","slug":"i-dont-know-how-to-say-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=4631","title":{"rendered":"I don&#8217;t know how to say this&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>But as I read somewhere&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I am going on a juice cleanse&#8221; is the same as &#8220;I am trying to learn how to code&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Granted, I am opinionated about this, because I believe that life should be directed by one&#8217;s interests and not others&#8217; interests.  I know that I strive for authenticity and self-awareness.  I considered blasting this opinion on Twitter and Facebook.  But I am afraid of offending the friends who may be trapped in the &#8220;phoniness&#8221;.  How am I to judge a lifestyle that they chose?  I still love them for who they are, but cringe horribly inside when I hear&#8230;&#8221;juice cleanse&#8221; and &#8220;detox&#8221;.  I swear if I hear the word &#8220;detox&#8221; again&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>But I say all this only because the above has been amplified by my trip to LA, while staying in Venice.  In San Francisco, the cold-pressed juice bars are far apart.  Very few shops are vegan, raw, organic.  And they certainly don&#8217;t blast into your face with the whole health-consciousness.<\/p>\n<p>I feel sorry for those who are allergic to many great foods in the world.  But for the rest of us?  I don&#8217;t know.<\/p>\n<p>This evening, left to my own devices, I wandered into a cafe.  I was lure by the decor, the essence of recycled wood framed by metal rods.  I ambled in, passing a few quiet conversations in corners, heading straight to the back where there seemed to be a small market of juices and other items.  Then I hesitated.  I saw the kale chips.  Nearly $7 for a simple set of ingredients.  I have made the same exact thing (sometimes even with conventionally grown kale) for less than $2.  And staring me in the face was something that was more than triple the price.  Then I stared at the yogurt.  Slightly intrigued, but displeased with the $7 price tag.  And the juices.  Almost $10.  I wondered how I would look if I walked out.  Would I be judged on the fact that I definitely didn&#8217;t fit in (surely people could smell the carnivore inside me)  Did I not look like I fit in?  I caved and got the yogurt.  Placed it in my pocket and wandered next door to buy a deconstructed (by request) BBQ chicken and mello yellow soda.<\/p>\n<p>Then back at the airbnb, I ate like 4 bites and was satisfied.  Happily.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But as I read somewhere&#8230; &#8220;I am going on a juice cleanse&#8221; is the same as &#8220;I am trying to learn how to code&#8221;. Granted, I am opinionated about this, because I believe that life should be directed by one&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=4631\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4631"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4631\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4634,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4631\/revisions\/4634"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}