{"id":4899,"date":"2014-11-06T23:47:52","date_gmt":"2014-11-07T07:47:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=4899"},"modified":"2014-11-06T23:47:52","modified_gmt":"2014-11-07T07:47:52","slug":"hangry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=4899","title":{"rendered":"Hangry?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I dislike ridiculous slang and avoid it as much as possible.  It&#8217;s those young&#8217;uns that keep using it after all!<\/p>\n<p>But then recently, a young &#8216;un used <i>hangry<\/i> in front of me.  As we walked around the NASA base a few weeks ago during a public opening, I was nearly dying.  Without eating breakfast, I was subsisting on air fumes, the smaller dinner from the previous night.  Every step I took to move from building in the multiple acre campus (imagine this: shuttles, big satellites, wind tunnels need to fit all here; imagine the space required).  Within two hours of walking, my friend admitted that she was hangry.  &#8220;I think that I am too!&#8221; I chirped, my stomach rumbling and my feet hurting.<\/p>\n<p>But I couldn&#8217;t understand the word.  Because I have always hated words like totes, natch, cray cray.  Just say what you mean!  But then I finally understood <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/11\/12\/hangry-hungry-angry-people_n_4256545.html\">hangry<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>When you find me at my worst, it&#8217;s when I have been starved beyond recognition (in my mind).  Where I want to collapse in a heap.  All because I follow my usual habits of not eating in the morning.  My eyes are likely falling out, because I didn&#8217;t sleep well or that the alarm woke me up before my preferred natural waking up time.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Where is the effffing food?&#8221; I want to demand and strangle anybody in the way.  Instead that day on the NASA base, I just started charmingly singing, &#8220;Foodie!&#8221; every ten feet.  As if I was calling a dog to come back to my side.  &#8220;Foodie!  Foodie!  Foodie!!!!!  Come fill my belly!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I dislike ridiculous slang and avoid it as much as possible. It&#8217;s those young&#8217;uns that keep using it after all! But then recently, a young &#8216;un used hangry in front of me. As we walked around the NASA base a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=4899\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4899"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4899\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4900,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4899\/revisions\/4900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}