{"id":4941,"date":"2014-12-09T16:53:11","date_gmt":"2014-12-10T00:53:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=4941"},"modified":"2014-12-09T16:53:11","modified_gmt":"2014-12-10T00:53:11","slug":"seeking-mind-numbing-experiences","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=4941","title":{"rendered":"Seeking mind-numbing experiences"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every so often, there&#8217;s <i>that<\/i> day.  <\/p>\n<p>The day where you get an email from a former flame who wants her record player back, because one year ago, she really wanted you to hear the way that Beatles sound on vinyl.  Specifically, the Revolver album.  <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s also the same day when you get into a fender bender on the freeway during heavy traffic at night.  A car rear-ends you at a slow speed.  You step outside, look at the damage, but you&#8217;re so shocked that it happened.  You get the driver&#8217;s business card and you think five minutes, &#8220;The insurance information!&#8221;  And it&#8217;s too late as you see the driver speed off two lanes over.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the day when you spill a little coffee on your white shirt, a pen stain on your hand, and when someone cuts you off in line.<\/p>\n<p>You think to yourself, <i>This isn&#8217;t a bad day.  This isn&#8217;t a bad day.<\/i>  But the moment that you get a text saying that your library books are overdue and your friend cancels dinner, you start to believe that there&#8217;s bad luck even though for your sanity, you had to swore bad luck off 5 years ago.<\/p>\n<p>So it&#8217;s 8 PM and you seek mind-numbing experiences.  Where will you begin?  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every so often, there&#8217;s that day. The day where you get an email from a former flame who wants her record player back, because one year ago, she really wanted you to hear the way that Beatles sound on vinyl. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=4941\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4941","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4941","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4941"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4941\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4942,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4941\/revisions\/4942"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4941"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4941"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4941"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}