{"id":5148,"date":"2015-07-27T23:36:02","date_gmt":"2015-07-28T06:36:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=5148"},"modified":"2015-07-27T23:36:02","modified_gmt":"2015-07-28T06:36:02","slug":"horrors-of-a-roommate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=5148","title":{"rendered":"Horrors of a roommate"},"content":{"rendered":"

(Note: not my roommate)<\/p>\n

There comes a time where the little things build up and where you think gosh darn’t! why can’t i live alone? oh right, i live in san francisco<\/i>. Then in your mind, you list all the things that on its own, it’s not a big deal. But when they happen together, it’s the worst. And you count that list.<\/p>\n

  • Not<\/i> flushing the toilet after #2<\/li>\n
  • Bringing fleas into the apartment<\/li>\n
  • Cookie crumbs on the floor (not only that, they were from your favorite cookies that you thought that you were going to eat tomorrow)<\/li>\n
  • Leftover food eaten (wasn’t it pretty implicit that food in the fridge that is yours remains yours?)<\/li>\n
  • Asking if you can buy more spoons, because the spoons are all dirty and unwashed<\/li>\n
  • Leaving dirty laundry by your bed (how? it’s not clear.)<\/li>\n
  • Tripping over your things when it was clear that it was a private area<\/li>\n
  • Breaking things in the private area<\/li>\n
  • Breaking the printer<\/li>\n
  • Pulling out DVDs from a carefully ordered pile<\/li>\n
  • Asking questions like “Did you watch [insert a bad movie]?” or “Did you go to San Mateo?” when there is no obvious connection<\/li>\n
  • Being incapable of actually taking feedback and doing something about it<\/li>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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