{"id":56,"date":"2002-02-11T01:03:18","date_gmt":"2002-02-11T09:03:18","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T08:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=56","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have always admired Alanis Morisette\\&#8217;s songwriting skills.  Now I get a chance to write my own with the <a href=\\\"http:\/\/www.brunching.com\/toys\/toy-alanislyrics.html\\\">Alanis Lyric generator<\/a>.  Woohoo! :D<\/p>\n<p><i>\\&#8221;I Think\\&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I think roommates are really a huge problem<br \/>\nI think school is too much on my mind<br \/>\nI think mornings have got a lot to do with why the world sucks<br \/>\nBut what can you do?<\/p>\n<p>Like a blue rain, beating down on me<br \/>\nLike a e.e. cummings line, which won\\&#8217;t let go of my brain<br \/>\nLike Alan\\&#8217;s ass, it is in my head<br \/>\nBlame it on alarm clocks<br \/>\nBlame it on alarm clocks<br \/>\nBlame it on alarm clocks<\/p>\n<p>I think sleep is gonna drive us all crazy<br \/>\nAnd earplugs make me feel like a child<br \/>\nI think time will eventually be the downfall of civilization<br \/>\nBut what can you do?  I said what can you do?<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have always admired Alanis Morisette\\&#8217;s songwriting skills. Now I get a chance to write my own with the Alanis Lyric generator. Woohoo! :D \\&#8221;I Think\\&#8221; I think roommates are really a huge problem I think school is too much &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=56\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}