{"id":618,"date":"2003-07-31T21:37:34","date_gmt":"2003-08-01T04:37:34","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T07:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=618","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY TO MAMA AZN BISH, MIDGET, AMBROSIANA, HUONG, HUNNY, GURL, my worst nightmare, MY UNSPOKEN <3 <\/3>(whoops did i say too much), LISTENER OF ME THE DRAMAH QUEEN, NEW YANKER, ANGRY AZN GIRL, <a href=\\\"http:\/\/www.drollery.com\\\">LELE<\/a>!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>YOU OLD LADY YOU!<\/p>\n<p>I (tried) calling at the stroke of midnight, but I got held up by this <a href=\\\"http:\/\/mike.morning-after.net\\\">guy<\/a>. So I called at 12:02 AM EST.  sorry <a href=\\\"http:\/\/wor.st\\\">froggie<\/a> i borrowed your chicken for a bit. froggie, we must have another rendezvous of the greasy chicken.  ;)<\/3><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY TO MAMA AZN BISH, MIDGET, AMBROSIANA, HUONG, HUNNY, GURL, my worst nightmare, MY UNSPOKEN<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=618"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/618\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}