{"id":637,"date":"2003-08-18T00:07:42","date_gmt":"2003-08-18T07:07:42","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T08:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=637","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>HAPPY 23RD BIRTHDAY TO THAT <a href=\\\"http:\/\/cheez.chargedparticle.com\\\">CHEEZ<\/a> MONSTER.  YEAH YA OLD MAN.  Last Saturday, I spent a good 10 cents sending that boy a package of goodies.  It\\&#8217;s strange to remember that I met him through a FORMER BOY.  He had always been very amusing and humorous to speak to online.  And when he wasn\\&#8217;t around, alas a lack of humor was totally missing.<\/p>\n<p>DOOOOOOH NUTZ!!!!<\/p>\n<p>I want my hard drive CHEEZ.  KTHXBIHAPPYBDAYCHEEZ.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HAPPY 23RD BIRTHDAY TO THAT CHEEZ MONSTER. YEAH YA OLD MAN. Last Saturday, I spent a good 10 cents sending that boy a package of goodies. It\\&#8217;s strange to remember that I met him through a FORMER BOY. He had &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=637\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=637"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}