{"id":664,"date":"2003-09-02T21:53:54","date_gmt":"2003-09-03T04:53:54","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T08:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=664","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got called <i>mean<\/i> today.  I was sort of proud.  Hey <a href=\\\"http:\/\/salpi.blogspot.com\/\\\">you<\/a>, just so that you know who I am.<\/p>\n<p>There is this someone who for about thirty minutes called my name.  I am not exaggerating.  I regret telling her my name the day she came into the center.<\/p>\n<p>For a good hour, all I heard was whines, complaints, pseudo-compliments:<br \/>\n<i>Jennifer, what do I do with THIS?<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Jennifer, can you install this for me?<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Jennifer!!!!!!!<\/i> this was when I realized that she had noticed me.  good girl.<br \/>\n<i>Jennifer, what are YOU doing?!<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Jennifer, don\\&#8217;t multitask!<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Jennifer, you do it.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Jennifer, let me do it.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Jennifer, what did you just do?!?!?!?!?!<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Jennifer, you\\&#8217;re so mean.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Jennifer, you\\&#8217;re the bestest<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Jennifer, she\\&#8217;s such a bitch<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Jennifer, look it\\&#8217;s done.<\/i><br \/>\nand so on.<\/p>\n<p>I think she\\&#8217;s reading this (plus her tracker) because I told her that googling was the only way to find my site.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got called mean today. I was sort of proud. Hey you, just so that you know who I am. There is this someone who for about thirty minutes called my name. I am not exaggerating. I regret telling her &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=664\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-664","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/664","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=664"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/664\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}