{"id":735,"date":"2003-10-12T12:50:53","date_gmt":"2003-10-12T19:50:53","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T08:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=735","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WTHATH IS WRO.NG WITHTH MY THEYBO.AR3Do.  Ith\\&#8217;s typin[g ththe weir3desth ctharactherso.  I kno.w I am no.th ththe wo.rsth thypisth, buth wthath 9justh thappe\/ne3d tho. mpy co.mputhero. +:p  thmmmpth!!!!!!  THime tho. ctheck fo.r 5viriio.<\/p>\n<p>Ith wo.rke3d fi\/n3d this mo.r\/ni\/ng[ a\/n3d su3d3de\/nlyp ith\\&#8217;s [geththing[ wo.rse a\/n3d wo.rseo.<\/p>\n<p>EDIT: Due to my so-called charisma, I was able to convince someone to drive me all the way to Staples.  Okay, so he said that he wanted to go there too so I asked if I could come along.  Supposedly he wanted to buy&#8230;staples at Staples!  Despite the fact that he has never really heard me type, he CORRECTLY ASSUMED that I type \\&#8221;too hard\\&#8221; on my keyboard.  I just dropped $35 on  a Microsoft Multimedia Keyboard (the cool things about it is that it\\&#8217;s black, silver buttons, works with winamp, the massive DELETE key is massive great for my ssh tasks). After the previous post, everything returned to normal except some keys weren\\&#8217;t working.  Funny thing is, all he did when he got to Staples was&#8230;advise me on what keyboard to get and buy a rice krispie treat.  Then on the way back to Berkeley, we almost plowed into a car.  (It was the fault of the car in front of us whose brake lights weren\\&#8217;t working!)  Now I \\&#8221;BREAK INTO\\&#8221; my new keyboard!!!<\/p>\n<p>EDIT: I just realized that I almost died today.  We saw smoke spew from the screeching of the tires.  It\\&#8217;s funny that my friend Behrad spent the next 5 minutes apologizing for swearing like a maniac.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WTHATH IS WRO.NG WITHTH MY THEYBO.AR3Do. Ith\\&#8217;s typin[g ththe weir3desth ctharactherso. I kno.w I am no.th ththe wo.rsth thypisth, buth wthath 9justh thappe\/ne3d tho. mpy co.mputhero. +:p thmmmpth!!!!!! THime tho. ctheck fo.r 5viriio. Ith wo.rke3d fi\/n3d this mo.r\/ni\/ng[ a\/n3d su3d3de\/nlyp &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=735\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=735"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}