{"id":771,"date":"2003-11-05T13:33:33","date_gmt":"2003-11-05T21:33:33","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T08:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=771","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love it when my alarm wakes up 30 minutes before class starts and I lie in my bed for 10 more minutes in a cocoon state because I am stuck in a dream where I am taking a midterm but I don\\&#8217;t know the answers.  Then wake up and turn on my computer to print out an assignment that I forgot to print before I turned it off last night.  Then spend 5-6 minutes in the bathroom.  Eat a waffle and forget about the other one in the toaster.  Then gather all my things and leave my apartment.  Then it starts to rain outside, but I don\\&#8217;t care because who looks at me in the morning.  Then I arrive to class 10 minutes late, sitting in the back.  Then the professor complains that people should not sit in the back rows, but fortunately this time she doesn\\&#8217;t make us move to the front.  Then I realize that I left my scantron in my apartment.  So I wait until my classmate returns and tell her to turn in my assignment.  Then I skip the 30 minutes left of class and go all the way back to my apartment to get my scantron.  Then I start to go to my next class and I stand in the middle of the street wondering if I should take my umbrella for about two minutes.  Eventually I turn back and get it.  And it stops raining.  Yes, I love that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love it when my alarm wakes up 30 minutes before class starts and I lie in my bed for 10 more minutes in a cocoon state because I am stuck in a dream where I am taking a midterm &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=771\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-771","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/771","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=771"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/771\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}