{"id":834,"date":"2003-12-30T19:04:36","date_gmt":"2003-12-31T03:04:36","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T08:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=834","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A few days ago, my dad accused me of bringing home cranberry juice that was 2 months expired.  Hey, how can someone my size finish an extra large bottle of juice that my mom just had to give me?<\/p>\n<p><i>You almost killed your sister!!!<\/i> he yelped when my sister found a small piece of mold in her cup of juice.  He shook his head as he pointed his finger at me.<\/p>\n<p>It was a very odd moment, because a few days later&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\\\"http:\/\/dis.azn-bish.com\/funstuff\/Img_4036\\\"><img src=\\\"http:\/\/dis.azn-bish.com\/albums\/funstuff\/Img_4036.thumb.jpg\\\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My sister had become a sumo wrestler and I was a firey Godzilla.  We know the non-humans always lose.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few days ago, my dad accused me of bringing home cranberry juice that was 2 months expired. Hey, how can someone my size finish an extra large bottle of juice that my mom just had to give me? You &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=834\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-834","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/834","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=834"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/834\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}