{"id":85,"date":"2002-02-20T22:52:11","date_gmt":"2002-02-21T06:52:11","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T08:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=85","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Boy, was I dumb. :p<\/p>\n<p>During CS lecture, I got out my stuff&#8230;and put my green folder underneath my chair.  Being me, I left it there.  I realized that when I was trying to find my EE homework.  My heart leapt and I ran out of Evans all the way to VLSB.  Jumped the hill to the doors to VLSB and sprinted back up.  I was really out of breath when I came back.  I was sweating profusely&#8230;or wait&#8230;girls don\\&#8217;t sweat, they glisten!  Yes, I was glistening. :)<\/p>\n<p>How dumb though.  The professor never showed.  We left after fifteen minutes of no-show (fifteen minute rule!)  And there was no reason for me to run.  Except to get exercise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boy, was I dumb. :p During CS lecture, I got out my stuff&#8230;and put my green folder underneath my chair. Being me, I left it there. I realized that when I was trying to find my EE homework. My heart &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=85\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=85"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=85"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=85"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=85"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}