{"id":884,"date":"2004-02-10T20:20:56","date_gmt":"2004-02-11T04:20:56","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T08:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=884","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I was walking down to the gym the other day, I ran into one of my friends.  He saw me in my sweatshirt and exercise pants.  <i>Why are you even going?  You\\&#8217;ll get so sweaty!  And you\\&#8217;ll be tired!  And it takes so much time!<\/i> he exclaimed in his usual excited way of his.<\/p>\n<p>I looked at him blindly and said passively, \\&#8221;But I think it\\&#8217;d give me more energy&#8230;\\&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He shook his head disapprovingly.  Then he gave me a hug (the kind where you grab my neck and try to choke me) and left.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I was walking down to the gym the other day, I ran into one of my friends. He saw me in my sweatshirt and exercise pants. Why are you even going? You\\&#8217;ll get so sweaty! And you\\&#8217;ll be tired! &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=884\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/884","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=884"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/884\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}