{"id":93,"date":"2002-02-22T20:07:26","date_gmt":"2002-02-23T04:07:26","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T08:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=93","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I haven\\&#8217;t been home for two weeks and somehow&#8230;now everything seems just so clean and so new compared to my apartment.  The bathroom doesn\\&#8217;t have a strange smell.  The carpet is free of hairballs.  The kitchen is full of dirt made by shoes.  So fresh and so clean!<\/p>\n<p>Yet I must admit, my apartment is in its current state because of us three college students.  Who really wants to clean every week anyway?<\/p>\n<p>It\\&#8217;s funny too.  I have discovered that my dad is really into deal stuff now.  Although I told him about my cousin Jeff\\&#8217;s <a href=\\\"http:\/\/www.dealuniversity.com\\\">deals page<\/a>, he has gotten wrapped in the forums &#8211; <a href=\\\"http:\/\/www.fatwallet.com\/forums\/categories.cfm?catid=18\\\">Fatwallet.com<\/a> and <a href=\\\"http:\/\/gotapex.com\/forums\/forumdisplay.php?s=8a86591de775eba979adc8fd4e60da74&#038;forumid=5\\\">GotApex.com<\/a>.  He enjoys reading about how greedy some of the board members are.  \\&#8221;I purposefully tore some holes in my shoes and sent them to Nike hoping for a free replacement, but they just promptly sent them back to me.\\&#8221;  And that joy is coming from the same person who gets a kick out of Jerry Springer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I haven\\&#8217;t been home for two weeks and somehow&#8230;now everything seems just so clean and so new compared to my apartment. The bathroom doesn\\&#8217;t have a strange smell. The carpet is free of hairballs. The kitchen is full of dirt &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=93\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}