{"id":971,"date":"2004-04-19T02:29:33","date_gmt":"2004-04-19T09:29:33","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T08:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=971","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src=\\\"images\/powerbook.jpg\\\" align=\\\"left\\\">  Look, my brand new powerbook!  I paid a total of $1316 for a 12.1\\&#8221; powerbook.  Seth was nice enough to share his \\&#8221;rewards\\&#8221; of a 25% off discount at apple.com (i gave him checks!)  And I took advantage of it and purchased it online last Friday.  Of course, I sent the delivery to my parents\\&#8217; house in fear that if it arrived to my Berkeley apartment, I wouldn\\&#8217;t be around to get it.<\/p>\n<p>So brand new! So fresh!   So clean!  So perfect!<\/p>\n<p>I have already installed programs on the laptop for personal customization.<\/p>\n<p>My dad asked me if I liked my laptop today and I mentioned that I needed more RAM.  His first response was, \\&#8221;Oh, are you going to return it?\\&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A need for more memory does not equate with <i>it is a horrible laptop and I want to return it.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>While setting up Fire yesterday, my mom came over and watched me put in my msn account.  She asked me, \\&#8221;What is your password?\\&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I refused to give it to her.<\/p>\n<p>\\&#8221;You can tell me.  I am computer illiterate.  What is your password?\\&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Again, I refused.  Hello&#8230;intrusion of privacy?<\/p>\n<p>Yet besides that I am wholly satisfied.<\/p>\n<p>And many thanks to Seth (who I went with to eat at Naan \\&#8217;n Curry where I discovered that chicken curry isn\\&#8217;t as good as it was and how we misunderstood each other again and met up in the wrong place and it was rainy and a hippie accused me of being depressed because i never tried psychadelic drugs and he\\&#8217;s probably right and Seth was the <a href=\\\"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?p=255&#038;c=1\\\">person who found my blog 2 years ago<\/a> and went with <a href=\\\"http:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?p=269&#038;c=1\\\">me to see Spiderman<\/a> and omg the last time we might see each other might be spiderman 2 and we went to see kill bill today and and he didn\\&#8217;t know which theater it was at but all Berkeley theaters are 1\/2 block apart and he got a icee but i never put my straw in it not because I forgot but the spiceiness of chicken is never meant to drive me that crazy and I saw Uma Thurman kick\/kill so much [insert some good word here] and omg it was so great walking back past People\\&#8217;s Park being harassed by some dude and then i went to be next to my powerbook and omg Seth is going to a different school than i am and i may see him never and 42!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look, my brand new powerbook! I paid a total of $1316 for a 12.1\\&#8221; powerbook. Seth was nice enough to share his \\&#8221;rewards\\&#8221; of a 25% off discount at apple.com (i gave him checks!) And I took advantage of it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/?p=971\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-971","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/971","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=971"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/971\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=971"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=971"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/of.jennism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=971"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}