Once upon time, there was this wittle boy who made a new year\’s resolution not to joke around too much. He was afraid of hurting people\’s feelings or even worse have a joke go awry. One week after new year\’s, he made a joke and forgot about his resolution. Seven months later, he was doing it more than ever. He also made this wittle girl freak out on her cellphone that people were coming to investigate arson at the house. The poor wittle girl almost cried. But it turned out to be a joke. All was ok, but the wittle boy still has yet to receive a good slap on the wrist with a wet noodle. The End.