Ah…yes…the truth has finally arrived! :D Most of you probably already saw this in my AIM profile. :)
Credit to one of my sister\’s friends.
How many UC San Diego students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to mix the margaritas and one to call the electrician.
How many UC Santa Cruz students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven: one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.
How many UC Davis students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None: Davis doesn\’t have electricity.
How many UC San Francisco students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.
How many UC Santa Barbara students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets six credits for it.
How many UC Berkeley students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seventy-six: one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb\’s right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.
How many UC Irvine students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None: Irvine looks better in the dark (ditto Riverside)
How many UCLA students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One: she holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
haha! that\’s pretty good..
heh, i just thought of one for MSU..
How many Michigan State students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two hundred and one: One to change the light bulb and two hundred to throw a house party in celebration.
At least you aren\’t asking how many aggies it takes to change a light bulb :P.
heh
Well Davis is an Aggie. :) But for Texas A&M…hmmm…
yesterday, my friend told me that the world revolves around me. does that mean i will get into ucla? :D :D
Riverside doesn\’t look THAT bad anymore… hehe We had a lot of construction done over the past years. ;)