When I got up today, I happened to look back on the bed and there was a dead spider under where I had been sleeping. Don\’t those insects know that I tend to steal blankets often and that only the courageous should share a bed with me?

4 thoughts on “

  1. Oddly, I was talking to someone else about the distinction between insects and arachnids yesterday. An insect has 6 legs and adult arachnid has 8.

  2. I think we\’re all missing the point here. The point is that there was a SPIDER in her BED. GOOD LORD.

    I am going to irradiate my sheets and thedn burn them and buy new ones before I go to bed tonight. :(

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