The firt dvd player my parents bought ate a dvd and I struggled for 10 minutes with my poor weak right hand trying to make it spit out. The player–the only player that ignores regions, plays illegal vcds and dvds from overseas, play images and cds–was twisting its 3 dvd tray and tossed my Stand by Me dvd on top of the Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen dvd.

The dvd player likes to ignore my pushes on the remote too.

Yes, I admit I saw the latter. It was fun.