Today, I was discussing with Joe about a recent pick-up line someone did on me.
Of course, I couldn’t remember it clearly, but somehow my fuzzy memory came up with:
Oh baby did you crawl out of an oven, because you’re soooo hot.
And the only comeback I could think of was Sorry baby, only great men deserve a taste.
Whoa, Jenn! Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I swear I can see myself in your pants!
Did you ever see my CDF Pickup Lines back in Pittsburgh? I’m not sure I can remember them anymore (they were lost when my old computer died), but man were they awesome. Oh, I remember one. In case you ever want to hit on an MHCIer or other CMU Designer. :)
“I like your outfit. Do you want to see if it blends into my bed?”
hey that was pretty good for an on the spot response to a bad pick up line =)
You forgot the classic:
Excuse me. I seemed to have lost my phone number. May I borrow yours?
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