This I think is great porn. From Porn For Women. A paperback!
Other great ones:
I don’t have to have a reason to bring you flowers.
Hold that thought for a second. I want to pull over to ask for directions.
As soon as I finish the laundry, I’ll do the grocery shopping. And I’ll take the kids with me so you can relax.
Why don’t I get a minivan, so you can drive something fun?