Yesterday at the Of Monteral concert at the Great American Music Hall, I found myself toward the front. And as usual, somehow a tall guy squeezes in front of me, blocking the entire view of the stage. He was oblivious to all the short people behind him. The short people that were basically moving to the left and right trying to get a better view instead a long back.

But this time, it was a guy alright. A guy in a red dress covering his broad shoulders. Ok barely covering, stretched almost to pity around him due to the lack of a chest. With his long hair messily pushed aside.

Fortunately he wasn’t wearing perfume.

And fortunately, his 3 other friends (1 of which actually looked like a hot girl) were not as tall.