You know you’re not having the greatest day when:
Your router crashes again for the third time in the last 2 days
You leave your cellphone in your parents’ car and they live only 30 miles away…but since you live in the bay area it will take more than hour just to get there
You spend 30 minutes finding parking and when you finally find a space, you just somehow lost your ability to parallel park and on this busy street, there’s a lot of people watching
You get on the wrong freeway and then you take the next exit. Then somehow you decided to take a right instead a left which would have gotten you back on the freeway in the opposite direction, but now you’re going north and there’s no u-turn for awhile and you decide to make another right, but somehow you lose all your sense of north, west, east, and south and somehow become lost and end up following a dirty pickup truck in the middle of south san francisco but omg it looks like the rural shanty town omg omg where am i?!
You find the only space in the Costco parking lot and it turns out it’s reserved for electric vehicles only
Usually you’re able to get away with using a friend’s costco card, but you ran out of cash so now with credit card and they check the names…and start yelling at you inciting angry looks from customers in line who are waiting in 15 minute+ lines
A super-expensive dinner you just had is not resting well in your stomach, but how are you going to ask for your money back now???
But all is ok because despite it all, I was able to get a Zanze’s Cheesecake. And it was not closed!
