The terrible secret of animal crossing

I hear the animalese in the background. Delicate sounds like a lullaby. Soft sounds of a netherland. A frantic scrawling of a pen?

A music box?

A computer application?

A phone?

No it’s the sounds of animal crossing.

What is the terrible secret of animal crossing?

I’ve documented the journey of Billy, a young, happy lad who believes he’s going off to have fantastic adventures at summer camp.

This is a literal and practically contextual account of what happens to poor bastards sent to Animal Crossing.

This is the true story of Billy.

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