Tips for the Unemployed I

Now that I am finally leaving the unemployed club, I must leave my (NON-EXISTENT) fan club with some advice.

  • Schedule phone interviews for the morning (aka before 11 am)
  • Schedule in-person interviews for the afternoon (aka after 1 pm); people are generally happier after eating and you won’t oversleep
  • This is the best time to take the trip you have always wanted to take; don’t let recruiters hold you back. This is your life!
  • Become an awesome moocher, like me
  • Volunteer—despite doing One Brick, I still stupidly never got a chance to work at 826 Valencia
  • Take up pro-bono projects
  • Do the stuff you said you would never have time to do while working—like learning to bike in the city and write a screenplay (both of which is still in progress for me)
  • Write greeting cards
  • Clean out your hard drive
  • Utilize your LinkedIn network and don’t be shy of leveraging connections to companies you want to work for
  • Schedule as many informational interviews as possible during the first month
  • Buy one of those people coffee or lunch
  • Make a powerpoint presentation about yourself professionally within the first month even though you have nobody to present it to—it really comes useful later (this pertains to people who actually have jobs that requires presentation)
  • Enlist the Presentation Zen
  • Attend as many alumni events as you can
  • Attend as many free museum days as you can
  • Keep a tap on the cultural events happening in your area
  • JOIN TWITTER
  • Constantly keep an ongoing schedule of events—for the first several months, my entire week was packed with reunion planning meetings, book club, cooking, parties, classes, meet with colleagues, dinner with friends, etc.
  • Prove to your parents that you have savings that can last a year
  • Really think about your monthly budget
  • Learn about where to find deals if you don’t know already—I now know where to buy bean sprouts and tofu
  • Don’t buy clothes
  • Now that you have extra time, don’t buy gifts for people. Make the gifts
  • Offer to host dinner parties
  • Check craigslist all the time, but not too often so you don’t get too depressed
  • Realize that craigslist is a sham. Most employers who post there get overwhelmed by responses and may never see the shining light of your resume
  • Sign up for unemployment
  • Consider freelancing and what you can do to increase tax deductions
  • Write up freelance invoices
  • Sleep late and sleep late
  • 3 thoughts on “Tips for the Unemployed I

    1. :) awesome tips! since i’m part of the club now, i’ll have to reexamine my schedule and LIFE! woot!

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