Getting laid off is the best answer for “why did you leave your last job”.

No passed judgment, no criticism, no culture clash.

Apologies all around.

On my first day of being unemployed, I attended a conference. People had advised against me attending the conference as result of the significant event—but I needed something to assure me that I was still a normal person. I pretended I still had a job and studiously took down notes during the talks.

Having trouble holding back anything big, I couldn’t help declaring that I was unemployed. I crossed out the company name on my nametag and wrote (too hastily) “I am looking”. As I introduced myself, I would add with a big smile, “…and I am looking! Today is my first day!”

Most of the time, people laughed.

I made one friend that day. Then spent $20+ for a dinner with friends afterwards.