It suddenly occurred to me. With all this posting of wearing hats of chicken feet, of singing crazy pseudo-French songs, screaming about 364…

Wouldn’t this put me out of the running for the presidency?

Wouldn’t the opposing party…perhaps 20 years later…dig up this fantastic data—videos, photos and say to everyone…

CAN YOU TRUST SOMEONE WHO IS WEARING A MEAT HAT? CAN YOU TRUST SOMEONE WHO IS SINGING BAD FRENCH? CAN YOU TRUST SOMEONE WHO FILMS THEMSELVES WITHOUT BRUSHING THEIR HAIR? CAN YOU TRUST SOMEONE WHO IS WILLING TO MAKE A FOOL OF THEMSELVES…IN PUBLIC?

IS THIS A REFLECTION OF WHO YOU WANT TO RUN YOUR COUNTRY?

Certainly not!

Well, it’s not that I want to be president. Rather I would like to have the option.

In this amazing world of technology, my past can catch up to me. But will you find photos of me doing anything illegal? Probably not. Mostly, you will find me with facial expressions, singing out of tune, stuttering…doing things outside of my usual personality.

And thus today is the second to last day of the scavenger hunt. Yes there is craziness…yes there is ridiculousness…and major spammage of Facebook.

But hey at least I know that I won’t be president!

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