Dear Hotel Manager,
I was rudely awakened by the sound of running water @ 3:13 last nite. I am requesting a credit on my last night\’s stay or a coupon for a future stay. Please also inform your guests that there will be consequences if they continue with what [they] do…
Yours truly,
Hannibal L.

Well, yes I was that person who took a shower at 3:13 am (I didn\’t come back from Emeryville/Berkeley until 1:30 am…but I also had some stuff that I had to check online…okay, yeah I kinda procrastinated on taking a shower). And I cannot go to sleep without feeling clean. Also my mom created this rule that I could not use any other bathroom except the one in the master suite. Eh…heh I probably woke up my dad. He left a handwritten letter on the kitchen table stating just that…

Just have to make sure now that I don\’t get eaten…

8 thoughts on “

  1. hahaha.. this amuses me greatly.. it sounds like the sort of thing my dad would do.. he\’s always asking me if i think this place is a hotel.. to which i reply \”uhhhhh…\”


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