You should message me if…

  • You can get along with most people
  • You enjoy foods of all kinds—from haute cuisine to ridiculous fatty foods from county fairs
  • You appreciate the greatness of Jack Bauer
  • You don’t mind the presence of a non-drinker, non-smoker
  • You know what a mobile phone is
  • You listen to music. And when I mean listen…that you love music. And you can appreciate music that you don’t normally listen to
  • You know what I mean when I say…I am not very SMRT
  • Your energy levels are off the charts. Without any input.
  • You will support me in my foursquare obsession (but you can make fun of me too)
  • You don’t believe in taking taxis
  • You will leave the toilet seat down after use
  • You believe that there is always a way to get something for cheaper, but if you want something, you will get it
  • You prefer cold weather over hot weather
  • You love big cities
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