I am going to make a statement today. I am sXe. Like this guy, I never really thought that I was going to be this way. But I discovered the word a few months ago and found out that my convictions match that of a sXe person. And thus, I shall define myself as one.

But I am still struggling with the fact that other people come to me and brag about getting wasted. Thanks, but no thanks.

“friend”: em drakn
“friend”: drank
Me: you\’re telling me?
Me: how was your party?
“friend”: great
“friend”: I got drunk
“friend”: puked all over
“friend”: yay
Me: good….for you….
Me: what did you drink?
Me: uh yeah
Me: how much did you drink anyway?
“friend”: a lot
“friend”: yay
Me: joy
Me: I am glad I didn\’t go
“friend”: o
“friend”: don\’t like drinking?
“friend”: man em\’s good
Me: high tolerance?
Me: I am glad you had fun though

go away, pretentious prick

12 thoughts on “

  1. lol why do people who get drunk \”after having such a blast and all\” get online to talk about it? it\’s like, the noveau cool thing or something?

  2. It takes less brainpower than actually picking up the phone, and you can still attempt to type correctly, and laugh at yourself for being drunk when you mess up. Although I do have a script that wil take text and \”Drunkenize\” it.

  3. people are just dumb. ugh. i\’m so cool cuz i drank just this once and now i have to go tell everybody and i\’ll pretend to type all the wrong letters. *rolls eyes* people like that really bother me. fuck, i got hot tempered just reading that and i dont even know the person.

  4. WELL LET\’S SEE. My friend got online and imed me and told me that i was yummy like salmon sushi. I told her sure eat me.

    Bad things happen if you decide to go online and tell me you\’re drunk. Firstly, I\’d screw with you (literally and not literally). Secondly, you just downgraded yourself to a level of shrimp. Made a mistake and think it\’s cool? Hah, you\’re no longer my friend.

  5. WHEN YOU ACT LIKE AN IDIOT.

    LET\’S START A BISH FIGHT. RIGHT HERE. RIGHT NOW. NO WAIT, I AM DRUNK. EVERY SLAP I MADE…IS BECAUSE I AM DRUNK. GOOD BYE.

  6. \”Since when is being drunk a \”mistake\”?\”

    if it\’s not a mistake and you planned it intentionally, then i will think THIS MUCH less of you. the end. i dunno. this just bothers me now.

  7. being drunk is usually a mistake, and a dumb one at that. and no, i\’m not even an extremist like Jenn about alcohol… occasionally giving into it myself every so often for some decadent pleasure, but I see that it\’s pretty stupid, reckless, and another form of OMG I R SO KEWL NOW CUZ I AM DWUNK.. so MISTAKE

    and of course, even stupider, getting online to be like OMG I R DRUNK. and why would you call someone up to tell them you\’re drunk and stuff? if that happened to me, i\’d just get pissed and hang up.

  8. oh let me clear this up:

    Drinking, is not a mistake.

    Getting drunk IS.

    Why would anyone even bother justifying that getting drunk is not a mistake? Take a poll from most american peeps who get DRUNK in our age bracket, and whatdoyaknow, it\’s like peer pressure (mustfitin, mustbecool), or they have some whacked mental problems.

  9. doh, I didn\’t say drinking itself was a mistake. Recreational drinking is dumb, but I don\’t see it as a mistake if you have a one or two shots. It\’s a mistake when you indulge yourself in it. I would rather see people \”drinking\” to accentuate the flavor of flavor (you know like wine-tasting etc).

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