HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY TO MY SISSY!!!!!!! YO OLD LADY (on thursday the 24th)!!! two decades old! :D

My sister told me a heart-warming story of our sister bond. Probably when I was 8 or so and my sister was 7. Our mom was in the kitchen pattering and pittering. I got distracted by something and while my head was turned away, my sister dumped salt in my bowl of rice. I turned back and started eating my rice again. I pushed it away and refused to eat it. Then my mom came over. She refused to let me skip a bowl of rice. I didn\’t know why the rice tasted so horrible. And thus, she force-fed me it. Later, I puked with my sister watching (and probably laughing very loudly).

And I don\’t remember that incident at all.

And then this story written by my sister when she was 11. It is based on semi-true events.
An excerpt (RJ = me, Andrea = my sister, Jess = a \”friend\”):
Dear Diary,
Near the beginning of the school year, I became friends with RJ, who is in my grade, and Andrea, RJ\’s younger sister. I was really better friends with RJ, but RJ told me that Andrea is rich! She has over $500!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LADY!!!!!

now you people who are not my sister, go wish a happy b-day (at her blogee). yes YOU!