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EDIT: Due to my so-called charisma, I was able to convince someone to drive me all the way to Staples. Okay, so he said that he wanted to go there too so I asked if I could come along. Supposedly he wanted to buy…staples at Staples! Despite the fact that he has never really heard me type, he CORRECTLY ASSUMED that I type \”too hard\” on my keyboard. I just dropped $35 on a Microsoft Multimedia Keyboard (the cool things about it is that it\’s black, silver buttons, works with winamp, the massive DELETE key is massive great for my ssh tasks). After the previous post, everything returned to normal except some keys weren\’t working. Funny thing is, all he did when he got to Staples was…advise me on what keyboard to get and buy a rice krispie treat. Then on the way back to Berkeley, we almost plowed into a car. (It was the fault of the car in front of us whose brake lights weren\’t working!) Now I \”BREAK INTO\” my new keyboard!!!

EDIT: I just realized that I almost died today. We saw smoke spew from the screeching of the tires. It\’s funny that my friend Behrad spent the next 5 minutes apologizing for swearing like a maniac.