A few days ago, my dad accused me of bringing home cranberry juice that was 2 months expired. Hey, how can someone my size finish an extra large bottle of juice that my mom just had to give me?

You almost killed your sister!!! he yelped when my sister found a small piece of mold in her cup of juice. He shook his head as he pointed his finger at me.

It was a very odd moment, because a few days later…

My sister had become a sumo wrestler and I was a firey Godzilla. We know the non-humans always lose.