From the campus newspaper – lines of love!
Dear Mattress, I love you so much, that is why I cover you in urine as often as possible. Love, Brett

Awww…now why wouldn\’t someone write such an one-liner for me?!

Because V-day is tomorrow, today is National Condom Day! I walked through the main plaza of campus and received a goodie bag with safe sex tips, 2 starburst candies, lube, and 2 types of condoms. Too bad I missed the sex games yesterday where people raced to put a condom over a wooden penis. I am sure get googled for that one.