Why do people think I am innocent? Why do people think I am naive? Maybe it\’s just that aura I give out?

Lesson of the day: Do not do the bleaching in a room where I sleep.

So yesterday in a sudden epiphany I got some bleach and took my whites with assorted stains…and dumped it into a newly acquired $1.99 kid\’s sand bucket with diluted bleach (less than one cup). Of course, in order to claim possession of it, I left it in my room. So after 6 hours of sleep, I woke up to the smell of bleach. Airing out room now.