I have determined that I am probably not allergic to cats. Because I have spent more than 12 hours in a place inhabited by two cats. And with cat hair prominently displayed.

Despite what my doctor said more than 10 years ago when he stabbed my forearm with drops of allergens and it swelled in nearly all animal-related places.

Perhaps I am not allergic to dogs either.

All I know is that I am definitely allergic to juniper.