Yelling “The prodigal son is here” and holding Toad up when arriving to the Nintendo store will elicit chuckles and claps from knowing employees, but not from anyone else
Umbrellas are useful when it rains
When you need an umbrella, look for one that is dropped in the subway station stairs
Airtrain doesn’t go very far but it costs $5 just to get to the subway and you have to pay an additional $2 to get on the subway
That’s pricier than the amount I pay to take the BART from the station closest to my apartment in SF to the airport
Native east coast people don’t leave baseball games stay until the last inning
If you want a souvenir cup from a baseball park, wait until most people have left. Someone always leaves something behind.
Columbia is not in Harlem according to Columbia students