Boy #1 puts down an empty cup on the ground in the middle of the pathway in the park.
Me: What are you doing?
Boy #1: Don’t worry. Someone is going to come along to pick it up. It’s their job.

On the road in a car. Biker is in front of us.
Boy #2 scoffs
Boy #2: What is that guy doing?! He is acting like a car and he is not a car! There should be a law that all bikes not be cars.