If some people think that I had very bad judgment in the Mike Fernando incident, then they must think I had no common sense today.
For the evening, I walked to the area close to University of Pittsburgh to visit the restaurants that were detailed in the Guide to living in Pittsburgh. I ate at this Mexican restaurant that were full of people watching a soccer game. As a result, I didn\’t have a place to sit, but it was somewhat fun watching people cheer (loudly) each time their team made a goal. Afterwards, I went down the block to Dave and Andy\’s, a highly recommended ice cream store. I got a waffle cone with Birthday Cake flavor (and it really did taste like Birthday Cake) for $2.75. The store didn\’t seem that different from other ice cream stores I know of in California. People kept streaming in all the time.
So I walked along Forbes back to the place where I was staying. While crossing the street at Craig/Forbes, there was some guy that screamed random obscentities. I didn\’t really take a second look, because that kind of thing happens all the time in Berkeley. And so I was charging across the crosswalk and passed by this pleasantly plump late thirties guy who stopped in the middle of the street, amused and chuckling to himself. He noticed how calm I was and caught up with me. He asked for my name. At first, I thought he wanted to know my name, because he thought I was someone he knew.
I paused in surprise. Knowing how I have gotten into trouble (aka Mike Fernando) by giving my name, I asked, \”Wait…why.\” Then looking at his expressionless face, I said, \”I don\’t live around here.\”
\”I know you don\’t. Going to CMU?\” I nodded. Then he asked, \”Where are you from?\”
A pure innocuous question. I told him I was from California, the San Francisco Bay Area. Then I made my mistake. I told him that I was just in Pittsburgh for a few days and that it was my first time here. According to the guide, people in pittsburgh are very friendly. But still it was surprising, he offered to take me up Craig Sreet to show me the nearby restaurants. I thought that was harmless, but nooo…after going up for a few blocks, he turned onto some residential streets and showed me architecture. He pointed to some tall buildings to our left and said that Orientals and Arabs live there. Slightly offended, I said, \”You mean, Asians and people from the Middle East?\”
Then he went onto say, \”Most of them are aliens.\”
\”You mean, immigrants?\” I wanted to leave, but he had already led me to some streets that I sort of lost my own sense of direction.
\”Oh I mean they\’re here on student visas,\” he explained.
The politically incorrectness got to me and I said, \”Oh, international students. This the international area.\” I was still not happy with his use of words when he started showing me some buildings. \”That\’s a mosque,\” he said. \”Jews go there.\”
\”You mean a temple.\” The broken terminology was getting to me. He didn\’t seem offended at all by my comments. To my surprise, he suddenly asked, \”When\’s your birthday?\”
Was it because my ice cream was the Birthday Cake flavor? I hesitantly told him it was in May. He asked me if I was a Taurus. I shook my head and I said that I was a Gemini. At this point, I was wondering whether he was trying to hit on me. While walking, I kept my face turned away from him, pretending to be interested in our surroundings (mostly, I was trying to be aware of my environment). He asked me whether I was into movies or amusement parks. I had always hated that kind of question and reluctantly told him that I did things on the computer. Then he mentioned how his friends who were writers did some \”crazy\” stuff online. I asked him for an example. \”Just crazy stuff!\” Then he made an ironic statement, \”You can say anything you want! You can say that you have 3 eyes! How would you know who you\’re talking to is really who they say they are.\”
At least meeting people online, I wouldn\’t feel as creeped out.
I attempted to always keep three feet away from him. On some impulse, he walked into some driveway. I stopped at the sidewalk and asked whether we were entering private property. He shook his head. I reluctantly followed him and he showed me some art building. Then he started walking on the lawn…unlit. There was a gate at the back of the building. I stopped about ten feet from that, because it seemed like he wanted to go to the back where there was obviously no lights. \”That\’s sort of dark,\” I said.
By this time, I wasn\’t happy and I kept trying to think of a way to get out. I told him that I had to get up early and that I should go. Unfortunately, I didn\’t know exactly where I was. So I reluctantly followed him (through some random rendevous with \”cool\” buildings where the areas were dark, always trying to look inside the alleys and the windows). Finally we reached a large street where I recognized some landmarks and I was able to escape. I told him I didn\’t have a phone number in Pittsburgh and fortunately he didn\’t press on for another form of contact. He gave me his number which something like 881-8979. Thankfully, Pittsburgh is large enough that I\’ll never have to meet you again, Warren.
Edit: my sister says that I was being too polite. Next time, I should say no to tours!