The beginning of my end

“It’s a smoke screen,” Ta-ching declared, looking at my Ziploc bag of cornstarch. “I don’t think that will stop any chasers.”

I laughed.

It was impossible to tell when it was going to begin. With Sam the organizer shouting somewhere into the crowd—the instructions and the hint…we saw people starting to run. Did it just start?

Ta-ching disappeared from our group. As Chris and I ran toward Steuart Street, we spotted Ta-ching who found two female friends. We started off on our trek following the crowd. Chris and Ta-ching started jogging. Having read logs of previous journeys, I shouted that we shouldn’t need to run. According to a journey in 2006, the key was to maintain a steady pace—to not tire by the end and…not run. Running attracted attention and tired us out. So we strolled and chatted. We smiled at other groups as they passed us. Ta-ching also agreed that last time he didn’t even see a chaser until checkpoint 2.

It was going to be a great night. Last time, I got sick 10 minutes into the journey in Oakland. But this time, I will make it further. Chris and I had discussed this earlier in the day. It wasn’t to make it to the end—I already saw a lot of people who seemed more prepared. It wasn’t just to make it to two checkpoints—this was even too low of a goal for me. We agreed that we wanted to make to the end—make it through all 7 checkpoints throughout the city.

I was excited. Chris in his all-knowing way of San Francisco led our small group of 5 to the first checkpoint at South Park. This should be easy.

Until.

I felt a push from behind and a voice.

“I got you,” the clown said and tagged ta-ching. Then the other two girls. “And you. And you.”

Chris had immediately dodged away and stood at a safe distance. The clown said in a polite voice, “Your ribbons please.”

I was distraught. No, it couldn’t be. We barely went half a mile. Barely 10 minutes. All that I had prepared for…and everything. I was upset. Again. Tagged. The thought of being having fun as a chaser didn’t even cross my mind. I expected to play at least 3 hours. NO! But I reluctantly handed over my yellow ribbon. BUT, no this couldn’t be. THE second time! But I wasn’t feeling sick. I wasn’t tired. I wasn’t…I WAS TAGGED.

LESS THAN 0.44 MILES

LESS THAN 0.44 MILES

Chris asked from his safety position, “What should I do?”

“You can call truce,” the clown said.

I immediately responded and waved him away, “No! Go!”

Chris looked at us. Then he turned and ran down the street to the first checkpoint.

The clown ran to the other side of the street and tagged the girl dressed as a painting. She screamed. But for her, she couldn’t see him coming from behind.

Starting the SF journey

At the starting line on Halloween night of the journey, we stood in a line that was more than 300 people long. Chris and I had left early having prepared early. We had one small hiking backpack stuffed with additional costumes, water and communication equipment (one iphone, two blackberries). I carried my mini pocket muni bus map. I had thrown together a costume that was meant to transform throughout the night. The fox hat that I got for Chris coupled with my bag of cornstarch. Every few seconds, I would try to make my face more white. Chris was dressed as Stan from South Park, although he looked more like a Russian dancer with his glasses.

I scanned the crowd. Surprisingly, it was very similar to the typical crowd I ran into at other “quirky” events in San Francisco—the flash mobs, the cupcake camps. All of those. And there was more people than I expected.

We saw people dressed in ninjas with spots of glittering jewelry, suggesting that they were also gypsies. I saw a girl dressed as a painting. Ghosts, skeletons. But all in black. And all wearing athletic shoes.

Ta-ching called. He was on the F-line coming from the Mission. I said that we would save him a spot—if he showed up before we got to the front of the line.

After more than 20 minutes, we finally got to the waiver table. There I quickly signed my name—yes, I absolved sf0 of all liability and that I intend to play at my own risk. Then we headed to the next line to get our ribbons and map.

There is a soundtrack that plays

And it starts like this…

Just a small town girl; living in a lonely world. She took a midnight train going anywhere…

Even though I heard this song so many times, in so many forms—on Rock Band, in Family Guy, in movies…it was in Glee that it first struck me.

Because it was the moment that in the series, the show first showed it’s first strength. It’s the kind of song that people would hear and would run to join. There’s some kind of thrill that you hear from the singers and the background vocals.

On Sunday, Chris showed me the last scene of the Sopranos. I never watched the series after the first few episodes. Was it demise? Was it recalling all memories—the ache of the initial beginning of innocence and the forgetfulness of evil? Was it a time that people come together to celebrate?

Well, I am listening to Journey right now and all I can say is…what if I could spend more than an hour in the starry-eyed happiness?

And now some highlights of the East Coast Trip

More from my East Coast trip…

From the photo set…

Jeff and Ken Foree at the zombie gathering at the Monroeville Mall…from Dawn of the Dead! He’s the African American guy…the true soldier. I saw the original movie for the first time later that day.

Ken Foree of Dawn of the Dead

A zombie bride shopping at Victoria’s Secret

A zombie bride outside Victoria's Secret

Toad resting in the lobby of the new Gates building at CMU

Lobby of the Gates building

Grasshopper tacos at Oyamel with Michael

Grasshopper Tacos: Shot I

Toad and the Native American. Who is at peace?

Toad and the Native American

Dr. Ng checks Toad’s vision

Dr. Ng checks Todd's vision

There’s two TOADs (on the NYC subway)!

There's two of us!

And here’s just an awesome photo taken at ETSY. Thanks to KC.

Prepping for the SF journey to the end of the night

Strategy.

I spent the weeks before the journey studying on tactics that worked successfully in the past, reading the posts on sf0.org and studying elusive techniques.

There was only one solution that seemed the best. Only one that seemed both enjoyable and…somewhat pratical.

Multiple costumes. Versatile costumes.

But what part of the costume made someone so…unrecognizable, so different? After visiting the International Spy Museum in Washington DC a few weeks earlier, I knew the answer(s).

  1. Hair. Obviously. If my hair suddenly turned from black to blonde or from straight to curly, surely it would be easy to sneak by an unsuspecting chaser.
  2. Classes. What I mean by classes are the clear distinguished classes in San Francisco. What you mean that there are classes in this city? Most certainly. If I dressed like a hipster, a yuppie, a Chinese bag lady, or a high-flauntin’ business man, nobody will be the wiser. Especially when they are on opposite extremes.
  3. Skin color. Now, it’s not meant to be racist at all. I was going to put corn starch on my face. Then when it wore off, I was going to use black face paint to draw crazy “tattoos” on my face.
  4. Walking style. Not easy for me, since I walk so uniquely. But what if I walk daintly…then I walk with confidence, then walk like a man…strutting. It has been more than a year since I first took the BATS improv class, but the lessons there of slipping in another role were so amazing. I can suddenly be someone else easily with a different walk.
  5. Being obvious. If I looked a bit crazy and yelled out obscenities in the middle of the street, wouldn’t I naturally be ignored in San Francisco? Ok, so this was something I thought of AFTER the journey. But I remember going East on Folsom and seeing a man yelling random things into the dark street…I naturally ignored him. And I realized how automatic that was for someone living in San Francisco.

Preparing for…the JOURNEY (to end of the night) part DEUX

In the Oakland Journey to the End of the Night during the summer, I got sick 10 minutes in. It was a horrible experience as I moped back to the car…having not even reached the first checkpoint or seen a chaser.

Wait, what is this journey to the end of the night?

Well it’s simply put…

Journey to the End of the Night is a free street game of epic proportion run by hard-working volunteers in cities around the world from London to Los Angeles. The game is a pursuit across the city in multiple parts. Players try to make it through a series of checkpoints as quickly and as stealthily as possible, while avoiding being caught by chasers. The first player to reach the endpoint without being tagged is the winner, though anyone who survives is deservedly praised and feted at the end. Those who fall become chasers themselves, rising to pursue their former friends and allies. Players may not use skates, bikes, or cars, only their feet and public transportation.

Ever since I had heard that there was going to be on in San Francisco game on October 31, 2009…I was so excited, so…thrilled. Despite some friends saying “What? I don’t think I want to do that on Halloween…” I was like WHATEVER. Do I want to spend $50+ on cover? Do I want to stand in a room of people dressed up to the nines with slutty girls who use Halloween as an excuse to show off? Do I want to lay at home moping once again that nobody invited me to a Halloween party (although I need not worry)? ABSOLUTELY NOT.

And so I convinced Chris and of course ta-ching merrily obliged. I concocted a strategy. Multiple costumes! Multiple pathways! Double-back! Run across streets at breakneck speeds! Call “RAPE!” WHATEVER IT TAKES!

And we answered these questions:

What would we do if one of us is tagged?
Would one tag the other?
Would we support each other?
Who is the weakest link? (me obviously)
Do we have to support ta-ching? (yes…sometimes…maybe…)

And then finally the day arrived. We ate pumpkin cookies and drank mulled wine the afternoon before, thanks to the lovely April and Chris C. No awful food poisoning this time. After quickly drinking some water. We went to the BART down to the Embarcadero, where we found a HUGE crowd of 600+ people waiting in line to sign the waiver and get the ribbons.

Little did I know that the game would not turn out the way I had imagined…

A game of tag

My sister would slow down because I had been IT for so long in the gaggle of girls in the backyard. Perhaps she felt sorry for me. I had just turned 7 and she was still 5. I tagged her obliviously and ran away giggling.

I was not IT any longer! Finally after more than 15 minutes. I jumped around in joy.

Then in 30 seconds, I was tag again. And I galloped around the concrete backyard without a care in the world, chasing people again.

Things I learned from my East Coast trip

  • When hopping from city to city, it’s always more fun with a partner in crime
  • East coast trips are good with the likes of Southwest, Chinatown buses, Jetblue and Virgin America
  • Pittsburgh can be hip too…with zombies
  • No matter what, classrooms that harbored my academic struggles will always trigger a gag reflex
  • And the classrooms where I succeeded almost effortlessly (and had the most joyous time) will recall nostalgic times of energy and creativity
  • I don’t think I will miss the food available on the CMU campus
  • Walking to and from Squirrel Hill to campus really really isn’t that horrible
  • Houses in Pittsburgh really are almost lit like fires, quiet and brooding
  • But Pittsburgh isn’t a walkable city
  • It’s still easy to get lost in a city with colored belts
  • What some call hip isn’t hip to me
  • Repeated confirmations of “do you want me to drive me to the airport” should be assumed with a no instead of the expected polite yes
  • There is tons of stuff in DC that I haven’t yet explored
  • Good hosts provide a place to sleep, a blanket and at least something resembling a pillow
  • Tacos with insects…oh yes!
  • National museums are free in DC (I really did not know this!)
  • Cities change a lot, especially if you haven’t visited since you were a 5th grader
  • When you lose something, don’t give up hope
  • Thank everyone who helped you graciously
  • There will always be a homeless man asking you for change in the worst of times (the next worst time was when someone kept asking for change when I was just laid off)
  • Favorite people are always my favorite people
  • Throw yourself in any situation when you can talk to people
  • A great way to start is “is this the train I am supposed to be taking?”
  • Don’t carry too much cash on you
  • Carry two pairs of shoes with you—one for walking and one for the dressed up
  • Make sure one pair is easy to carry around
  • All big cities (at least in the US) are the same
  • Choose one or two friends in a city that you want to see—then spend as much time with them
  • Make sure that your intention is clear
  • I think I love the DC metro
  • I also love the unlimited pass on the NYC subway system
  • etsy has a pretty cool office
  • It’s easy to spend an hour getting from point A to point B in NYC
  • I still don’t understand why certain significant others disappear when the unintimidating, naive me comes out
  • I do love them chicken and waffles
  • I have pretty good self control when it comes to spending money on things
  • Unfortunately very little when it comes to great food
  • I love love love all tea!
  • It’s really not worth it to buy gifts in America for someone in America
  • I love ice cream…always! And gelato.
  • Food carts are great in every city
  • Japanese cuisine is the way to go in NYC
  • I think if I lived in Manhattan, I would live in Park Slope or DUMBO
  • All amazing…even with Toad, I wished there was someone who accompanied me…
  • New York is just like San Francisco?

    As I was walking down Lafayette street in SoHo toward the Village, I overheard a daughter trying to brush aside her overbearing mother. I could hear the Jersey accent…or was it Long Island…one of wealth and prosperity…the kind that would flag down a taxi so that their shoes wouldn’t break from a walk of three blocks.

    I stopped by a popular store along the way. Kid Robot. I immediately recognized everything that they sold—similar to a store I loitered at in the Haight-Ashbury. I hopped out of the store and continue browsing nearby stores, passing hipsters and tourists. My hands were freezing, as the wind blew angrily. I stopped by a coffee store and tea…the smell was engulfing—designed to overwhelm the senses into buying a single $5 latte.

    Then I arrived at my destination—a specialty artisan gelato store. The furniture was hip and sparse. Utilitarian with bright colors. A mixture of Italian was used for the flavor names and I tasted several flavors in the empty shop.

    As I sat down with my $5 small cup of gelato…it suddenly struck me.

    How is this any different from San Francisco? Like the time I would hastily sit down in the park gobbling yet another $5 cone of ice cream?

    I put out my hand and it came back with nothing: Part III

    “Ma’am?” the bus driver suddenly called out.

    I hurried over to the front of the bus. The bus driver said, “They found it.”

    I stuttered a thank you in my emotional state, tears streaming. And tried to describe what was inside the wallet as verification. The driver laughed and called out to my friends, “You can come get her now. I don’t know if I can handle this.”

    I stumbled to an empty seat across from Jen and Michael. It is going to be ok. It is going to be ok. I felt that ironic wave of relief wash over me. If I hadn’t…only if I hadn’t…

    I chatted socially with my friends—as if nothing had happened. I told stories of kidnapped toad and how I was always lucky when I lose things. Like the time I lost my keys, but it turned out to have fallen into the depths of my desk. The time I lost a $48 unused BART ticket that I found more than a year later under my rug. Things like that. How I was getting to a point in my life where I had to accept that I was naturally absent-minded. At least when it came to physical things.

    The bus driver called out, “There” She pointed at a car outside, saying that was where the supervisor sat.

    I prepared myself, ready to gush appreciation. Ready to lavish rewards to anyone who deserved it. Twenty dollars sounded about right. I rushed over to the car parked in the rain.

    “Hi…the wallet…” I started and identified myself. “There’s a driver license with my name…it’s…”

    She had rolled down her window and shook her head. She handed me my wallet. The fat black thing that I had missing for the last hour. Relief.

    “Can I give the bus driver something?” I asked and looked inside the wallet.

    “You can,” she said.

    And there was nothing. Where I had stuffed wads of cash because I couldn’t fold the bills that well…there was nothing. I checked my other pocket where I had stuffed some folded singles. Nothing. I was in disbelief and said frantically, “There’s no cash!”

    She seemed slightly ruffled, but I was not accusing her, “I had the wallet verified three times. A passenger handed to the driver who gave it to me.”

    Never had cash been taken from me, so deliberately. I felt suddenly dirty, so taken advantage of, so cheated. I mumbled thanks and was distraught. Back on the bus, the driver asked me what happened. I said my thanks and said that my cash was taken, but that I really appreciated her help and her patience.

    “I am sorry…I thought we could have a happy ending,” she said and closed the bus door.

    A few tears dribbled off my face, as my friends assured me that…at least…at least my wallet was back. In some way, I knew that this was the best of luck. All my credit cards were there. Even my BART tickets and my DC pass which only had $1.35. All my frequent flier cards, my other blockbuster cards, my health insurance cards…still there. All that was taken was the cash. Those green things that meant value to something.

    Around $100, I think, was lost. Many of it singles because of my attempt to use up $20s so that I could go dutch easily. I did spent money earlier that day at the frozen custard place and fojol brothers. But I had made myself use my amex everywhere else so that cash wouldn’t be taken so easily.

    I complained that I felt defiled…that I wanted to get a new wallet. The wallet that was almost 10 years old and I had disliked the moment I got it. We arrived back at Marvin, the bus driver apologized again. She said she was writing up an incident report and I gave her some details. Jen and I thanked her profusely again.

    Although I sulked for the rest of the evening, I held it in. We spent an hour at a nearby lounge since Marvin’s kitchen closed, 2 hours at a nearby bar where the bartender eventually made me Paradise Punch because he noticed that I drank only water, a guy wearing a DEA cap tried to buy me a drink, and we sauntered across U street to find that a nineties party was closed…and my friends paid for a cab all the way back…where I collapsed on a futon on the floor…talking on skype to Chris in California…