Mission #11: Random Access Memory

Note: The 2010 scavenger hunt is over (a concluding post will come soon) and we got first place out of 121 teams! This is a series explaining the background and thinking of our missions of the SF Street Food Scavenger Hunt 2010!

Mission: This quintessential high school “Betty” might not have the greatest M.O. for landing a guy, but when it comes to her choice in friends we approve 100%. Unfortunately, our favorite recently passed away, leaving behind a repertoire of cinematic gold. One we find especially delicious is a kind of Karate-Kid-meets-food deal. Find it, watch it, and revel in the delectable cheesiness. In the film, she finds solace in learning to that “perfect bowl of soup.” It just so happens that we know another hot Japanese “dish” that has mastered it. Any ideas who we’re referring to? (We’ll give you a hint: he comes from the same “stock” as people like Keanu Reeves, Rob Schneider, Sean Lennon, Tiger Woods.) Perform a scene from the movie.

Eric figured this out. Brittany Murphy. And the dish? Ramen! And…the movie? Ramen Girl! Apparently Cynthia had watched it on Netflix Instant (it was one of those American-made movies that did well overseas but was determined that it was fated to doom so was just straight to DVD).

We determined that it was Hapa Ramen. The owner is in the “stock” that people like Keanu Reeves was from. And I had been dying to try their ramen! So off we went to Off the Grid at Fort Mason on a Friday. So we unfortunately couldn’t find the guy that created Hapa Ramen. The mission at the time was to perform a scene from the movie and we would get a password.

Cynthia pin-pointed this one:
Brittany (realizing she really wants to cook ramen, runs back into the restaurant to talk to the owner): I want to cook ramen!
Owner (in Japanese): Ashita denaosu. (“Come back tomorrow.”)
Brittany (not understanding Japanese and looking confused): Uuuuuuuhhh . . .
Owner (in Japanese): Ashita, ASHITA. TO-MORR-OW.
Brittany (finally getting it, smiling and looking elated that she gets to learn how to cook ramen): Tomorrow!
Owner (holding up his right hand): Go ji gozen. (“5am”)
Brittany (totally not understanding what he means, still smiling, gives him a high-five)

Hilarious in context!

Wanting to decrease our effort, we decided not to shoot it and did our selected scene quickly. We got the password and attempted to enter it in. “La Cocina” was the word that the girl gave us—which is the name of the non-profit running the entire Street Food Festival. So we tried it multiple ways, especially knowing that Go Game has had history of not knowing how to spell words.

So we tried:

  • LaCocina
  • lacocina
  • la cocina
  • cocina
  • la cucina
  • cucina
  • LaCucina
  • No such luck. But in a few days, the mission page had changed to requiring a video! But we had not recorded one! And there were less than 2 days before the actual festival! So I hatched a plan and made it to during-the-day farmer’s market and re-enacted the scene from Ramen Girl. Fortunately, this time, I had watched Ramen Girl (I give it only 3 stars out of 5 stars). I do love my ramen.

    With only two of DFT available…we did some camera trickey. Chris was the cat and I was the…ramen girl! He would be the chef! And so we did it! It was one of the lesser creatively-acted-upon videos. And I uploaded it in a record time!

    Mission #10: Sugary Deliciousness

    Note: The 2010 scavenger hunt is over (a concluding post will come soon) and we got first place out of 121 teams! This is a series explaining the background and thinking of our missions of the SF Street Food Scavenger Hunt 2010!

    Mission: First, you’ve got find him, and though he’s not French he often rocks the toque. He’s slinging freedom pudding, and he’d love to hear about it. Grab your best judges (Paula was always our favorite) and go French Idol on the Freedom Pudding man. Extra points if part (or all) of your song honors the Francophone tradition. Take a video of your performance!

    Last year, we had done the rap video…and so it was clear that we could do this one quite easily. Now a song perhaps in French?

    The song in French that came to mind was Foux Da Fa Fa from the Flight of the Conchords. And American Idol? That would certainly lend itself best to the American Idol parody from MadTV. Ok, so done. But how would we execute it?

    Last year, I had fallen flat on my face for not being able to create a great video. This time, I wrote a script and got people involved. We planned every step with costume changes studying the shots. Cynthia carefully organized the video….and so on a Sunday (after recording the creme brulee cart bit at Off the Grid on a Friday), we did it.

    Some highlights:

  • One bike from me, one bike from Ta-ching—that one that I wasn’t exactly super comfortable to ride in
  • Chris not being able to shave off his mustache for two days and having tons of people giving him weird looks
  • Multiple wardrobe changes courtesy of my huge t-shirt collection
  • The pink flower hat that was gotten for FREE from a nearby garage sale on early Sunday
  • The run to Cala Foods for the grocery cart scene
  • Nobody harassing us at Cala Foods about buying things
  • Multiple baguettes purchased
  • My inability to say “Monsieur”
  • Chris completely forgetting his British accent
  • Cynthia’s great ability to walk backwards while filming—she claims that it was due to marching band in high school
  • The chaos with iMovie that caused over 3 hours of troubleshooting on a LATE Wednesday evening
  • Are these even real missions?

    Note: The 2010 scavenger hunt is over (a concluding post will come soon) and we got first place out of 121 teams! This is a series explaining the background and thinking of our missions of the SF Street Food Scavenger Hunt 2010!

    There were two missions that seemed broken.

    One was just…labeled…”Ian”. No description. Nothing. Except for a link to upload a photo or video. Good thing that I had something in my back pocket for the Yummy in my Oratory mission.

    It was intended to be like the Last Supper (a la Lost or even better a la Battlestar Galactica), but we didn’t have enough people. It said Epic Scene. But could you even see the cupcake with the colors of our other friendly guests.

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    It just didn’t work out and the video of me stuffing a cupcake in my face seemed to work much better. Especially with our own rendition of the 2001 Space Odyssey.

    And there was another mission called Choco Reax. Oh really? It was also labeled at the top level Chocolate Whole Foods. So I had waited in anticipation for a whole week…wondering if the description would be posted. But it was not.

    So I took it upon myself to do SOMETHING about it. And that I did…it was…a horrible day…I was super exhausted. But oh chocolate…oh chocolate…the Nutella unfortunately had been around for more than 3 years. But who cares, right? It’s chocolate. I only wished that Chris stocked more milk fattening chocolate for my non-coca appreciative self.

    Chocolate REAX

    Mission #9: Showcase the Forager

    Note: The 2010 scavenger hunt is over (a concluding post will come soon) and we got first place out of 121 teams! This is a series explaining the background and thinking of our missions of the SF Street Food Scavenger Hunt 2010!

    Mission: There are _____ days in a year and one place that sells them all canned, bottled and delicious. Go there, and find your favorite of these local products. Your creative challenge here is to make your own commercial for the local goods.

    Thanks to Cynthia, I realized that there are 365 days in a year. And there’s only one store that sells THEM in the city.

    As an aside, I was annoyed that my gift card from Bloomspot didn’t arrive in time for my hasty shopping spree at the Noe Valley location.

    Chris helped me craft the story. Which was completely zany and out there. Many people told me later that…they didn’t get it. But that it was still hilarious.

    If I had more time, I would have made it a la Don Draper with intense emotional insight. Ideas like: There are 365 days in a year, but there is only one birthday. Don’t miss it. OR Good food brings lovers together.

    I shot the video twice. The first time I didn’t have my handy cameraman—he was obsessively working—so I filmed it by myself which didn’t work that well. Then the second time, I filmed the first part by myself and he directed the second part (the long shot). I created the video quickly. Minus the first attempt, the time that it took from original concept to gathering props to a video on you tube? About 3 hours—1 hour for shopping, 30 minutes for set up, 45 minutes to film, 30 minutes to edit, 15 minutes to upload.

    Apparently, I forgot to turn off the HD option, thus the black bars.

    The video concept was this:
    Looking through the kitchen, finding a lot of foods labeled with 365. Realizing that something doesn’t feel right. Realizing that I AM LABELED “364”! Wake up and relived that it was a dream.

    And now I present the video!

    Mission #8: Kitchen Battle

    Note: The 2010 scavenger hunt is over (a concluding post will come soon) and we got first place out of 121 teams! This is a series explaining the background and thinking of our missions of the SF Street Food Scavenger Hunt 2010!

    Mission: Imagine your own kitchen battle reality TV show, name it and then create an advertisement for it – something that would look fierce and intriguing inside of a gourmet magazine. Like Braveheart meets Top Chef or Gladiator combined with Martin Yan’s China. Props, war paint, costumes and photoshop highly encouraged!

    The weekend had been rapidly ending and with little time, we needed to come up with an idea. Perhaps this one was the least thought out, because my creativity was nearly at zero.

    But we looked at the equipment that my roommate had on display. KitchenAid mixer. Blender! My sodastream! Surely something amazing!?

    So we decided that it would be some version of appliances vs. appliances.

    We took multiple pictures, looking to have it layered.

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    Yes, it was totally organic as the idea formulated itself on the spot. It was the idea that there would be two teams. One team that hated hated hated appliances. One where the appliances loved and the feeling was mutual.

    Was it executed well? Not quite sure! But my creativity was NIL.

    But our lovely Cynthia made the final product!

    I would not exist without the Internet

    With a few friends recently considering or…actually…deactivating their Facebook accounts, the thought just occurred to me:

    At what point, do we suddenly cease to exist if our digital versions of ourselves…disappear?

    Quite frankly, I am roped in. A recent survey of Americans ranked Facebook at the same level of cable and mobile phone providers—that achievement of ambivalence. We live it, because we can’t live without it, but we absolutely hate hate hate it. Until the moment it brings a small minuscule moment of happiness into our lives.

    Some would say…WHAT, yes you can live without Facebook. My statement of yesteryear in 2004 is unfortunately true: If the Internet was not here, I would not be here.

    Because quite clearly, we would without Facebook:
    Forgotten for various event invitations
    Birthdays would be forgotten…NAMELY yours
    Friendships would fade fade fade away (because someone can’t as easily poke you)
    Your face would be forgotten
    Getting photos? Impossible.

    Of course, this applies only my oh-so-digitally-connected world. I just can’t imagine life without this very platform. To think, I lived in 2003 without it. But back then, I had AIM. And if you didn’t talk to me on AIM, you didn’t exist.

    Sleep is an addiction

    Louis CK made a very good point last Friday.

    Sleep. It is like taking drugs.

    When you wake up, it’s like a horrible withdrawal. You really don’t want to get away, but you should. Because…you just should. You want to crawl back into this black deep…comfortable zone. That stupid stupid alarm…you want to throw it away.

    Many mornings you let yourself be selfish a bit. Just a few minutes. Just a little longer you say aloud to yourself with your eyes closed.

    I am not a morning person.

    Then there’s that one BEAT that pounds you awake.

    Ok OK! And you pounce. You miss it already. Desperately missing it, but regretting it because now you have to push the gas, you have to run. But you look so forward to it…it’s only in 15 hours. Or maybe 20 hours.

    Soon it will be yours again and you won’t treat it so badly this time.

    Mission #7: Hat of Meat

    Note: The 2010 scavenger hunt is over (a concluding post will come soon) and we got first place out of 121 teams! This is a series explaining the background and thinking of our missions of the SF Street Food Scavenger Hunt 2010!

    Mission: Make your favorite Bay Area butcher proud and bring him YOUR best meat helmet. The person to please the butcher the most with their creation will win a delicious prize…

    Annoyingly, the clue above was a result of going to a chow page which we agonized for days, until our bright member began clicking everything leading us to the Hats of Meat page. (Note this is before the Lady Gaga nonsense.)

    Hats of MEAT? Seriously? Chris first response in our email thread was:
    Quick note:

    I have no qualms about wearing large quantities of meat on my head.

    That is all.

    We had a winner.

    And of course, we would ask our favorite butcher at the Mission Meat Market. For the last 4 years that I have lived here, I would only buy my meat from him. Despite being located in the Mission, the Mission Meat Market—a block from my place—employed all Asians, specifically Cantonese. They reminded me a lot of the butchers my mom would take me to in Chinatown. Nostalgic, but never wanting to embarrass myself—I always spoke in English. But this time oh yes this time.

    We saw that another team made a hat out of lunch meat. But to us, that wasn’t sufficient. Come on, a hat of bacon! Or something similar! But then I insisted that we should reflect our Asian-ness. Perhaps use chicken feet. And thus the crown of chicken feet was conceived. We struggled with my lack of rubber bands (I had a puny collection of rubber bands collected from newspapers and fruit bags—aka a total of 5). But what else could we supplement with the chicken feet…but of course pig’s feet!

    Obviously, we knew that we were going to offend members of PETA and vegetarian/vegan friends. But I hoped that this was the only offensive one of the lot. After all, we were all about WINNING.

    So we first bought the meat, chatting up the butchers. Then we went back to my place to assemble the crown—we put rubber bands after the fortunately frozen chicken feet. Chris got into his straight-jacket (not obvious from the pictures). And carried the pig’s feet in a separate bag.

    Cynthia and I ran ahead to the butcher…trying to arrive early so that we could tell him (in my broken Cantonese and Cynthia’s good Mandarin…but the butcher’s inability to speak Mandarin back) about our intentions. As Chris and Jeff walked by Beretta, several yupsters muttered WTF as they saw a pair of BOYZ carrying a plate with a circular formation of chicken feet. WTF indeed.

    We caused a lot of ruckus when we arrived, but we got the photos. Jason, the head butcher, seemed quite amused and gave us a biz card to send him the photo. Oddly enough, we got more looks on Mission Street, but when we returned to Valencia (besides the initial yupsters outside Beretta) we got nothing.

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    Hats of meat accomplished. But later it turned out that this very photo…despite being hilarious, over-the-top…would cause the most disruption of all.
    Final Hat of Meat

    By the way, yes I made chicken feet soup the day after.

    Mission #6: Pepto Pep Talk

    Note: The 2010 scavenger hunt is over (a concluding post will come soon) and we got first place out of 121 teams! This is a series explaining the background and thinking of our missions of the SF Street Food Scavenger Hunt 2010!

    Mission: Take a video of yourself eating a lot food, taking Pepto, and your recovery

    (the instructions were originally in unreadable BRIGHT PINK)

    When I first saw this mission, it was easy enough. Because my sister was in my town, my parents was trying to schedule a lunch or a dinner with the entire family. And I eventually agreed to Sunday lunch. My parents wanting to try something new—but not too new to my grandparents—decided on a buffet that my mom constantly heard about on the Chinese radio and newspaper. Not to mention, buffets were often easy choices for my family—no language is needed to pick the food. You just go…and get it.

    And so, we were booked for Moonstar (be wary of the website—it’s totally Asian!). And surely, this would fit the bill of the Pepto video.

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    Having told my parents and my sister the plan, we attacked the buffet. Plenty of options. Our plan was to put Chris as if he was eating all by himself.

    But then came the hard part. Our plan was to stack up the dishes as high as possible so that we could have a good picture of all the eaten food. We had to swat away servers constantly who were kindly trying to take away our dishes. Not knowing how to politely say that we were trying to take a picture, we all just said, “No sorry, we’re not done yet.”

    At some point, we caved and took the picture. My sister suggested using a crab leg as a toothpick.

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    And my sister wanted a picture too. I am glad that she’s as shameless as us.

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    When a server finally approached to take away the dishes, we finally admitted our reasoning. She admitted that she thought that we were going to ask for a box for all the remaining food. That would be too Asian.

    And mind you, we weren’t the only ones at the table.

    The scene behind the scene

    Later we took video of Chris doing the pepto dance. (Yes, there is a pepto dance.) And yes, he was in Guitar Hero boxers.

    Mission #5: Joie de Vivre

    Note: The 2010 scavenger hunt is over (a concluding post will come soon) and we got first place out of 121 teams! This is a series explaining the background and thinking of our missions of the SF Street Food Scavenger Hunt 2010!

    Mission: Even this guy would agree that this mission is awesome, baby!

    First of all, we need you to find the place in San Francisco where our loud friend from the video most likely stays when he comes to San Francisco. Once on location, we need you to use your surroundings, use props and use your natural acting ability to show us what brings you joie de vivre.

    Easy. Dick Vitale or better known as Dickie V. And Hotel Vitale of the well-worn fancy dress. Since David was en route to a wedding, he had his suit with him.

    We hastily decided to drive and parked the car in the meter. I hastily ran into the restroom where my sister helped me quickly changed. The hotel concierge happily agreed to let us shoot a video—there were a few teams already here

    So we shot it. In silence. Because surely we didn’t want the hotel guests to be disturbed by some San Francisco hipsters screaming in…who knows. We took several shots with Chris directing the photography. I played the part of the other woman. David was Mr. Phantom and my sister was Mrs. Phantom. Somehow the Phantoms had a baby that looked like Toad.

    Then we dubbed it later in Audacity with the soundtrack. And thanks to David, we have it all brilliantly captured in HD!